Sunday, August 29, 2010

Long Overdue Bristol Motor Speedway Results

Diggs 78 points
Kyle 60 points (Win, Most laps lead, Sweep)
Kurt 15 points (Top 10)
JPM 15 points (Top 10)
Allmendinger -12 points (12 laps down)

Digger's team leads the league in jerks.


Brent 57 points
Kahne 25 points (Top 5, wary of blood clots, Kahne is checking in with his medical team before drinking gallons and gallons of Red Bull next year)
Martin 3 points (Lap lead, 2 laps down, thankful he doesn't have to drive the Red Bull Car next year)
Burton -1 points (1 lap down)
McMurray 30 points (Top 5, Lap lead)



Chuck 59 points
Biffle 15 points (Top 10, 1 bug eyed dummy)
Kenseth 15 points (Top 10)
Lagano -1 points (1 lap down, 3 years until puberty)
Bowyer 30 points (Top 5, Lap lead)

Crook -20 points
Stewart 1 point (Lap lead, 4 laps down, 9 whole fried chickens)
Hamlin -20 points (More than 20 laps down, punishment is 2 extra hours of speech therapy for that lisp)
Edwards 0 points
Truex -1 points (1 lap down)

Mulligan -1 points
Johnson -20 points (More than 20 laps down)
Jeff G 5 points (Lap lead, son that proves he's made love to a woman more than once)
Newman 15 points (Top 10)
Ambrose -1 points (1 lap down, 13 shrimps, 1 Barbie)

Janet 28 points
Earnhardt, Jr. 0 points, 0 class
Harvick -1 points (1 lap down)
Sorensom -1 points (1 lap down)
Ruettimann 30 points (Top 5, Lap lead)

No comments: