At long last, all of those road course "ringers" that Chuck drafted may pay dividends. It could also rain, thus negating their qualifying efforts. Either way, instead of sending my picks in on Monday, as per uze..., I'm waiting until Sunday morning when I can get a live and up close look at the contenders.
I'm thinking Ol' Max Papis will get his first start of the year for my team. Maybe Kevin Conway, who gave out Extenze weiner pills at the Tweetup in Charlotte, is an undercover road course superstar. I doubt it, but I wanted to mention that he gave out weiner pills. I tried to get some, but some lady got the last dose. Nuts! (Loosely related pun intended.)
And here's a special note to Johnny B. Crook: I read your snarky comments about being 6-10 races ahead of the "cellar dwellers". That sort of thing will get you shot in the old west. Around here, you just get kicked in the ass. I recommend that you just worry about your team, and I'll worry about mine. The season isn't even half over yet, and there's still plenty of time for one of your drivers to have a career threatening crash, like Rowdy Burns in Days of Thunder. And when that happens, you better believe I'm not going to share a rental car with you.
The petard you're hoisted by will surely be your own.
2 comments:
Somebody really tossed a cactus in Temptation's underpants this week. If we're not going to play for money, the least we can do is try and make it seem competitive. Maybe I will do my own petard hoisting, but at least it will be in an effort to make things exciting.
And by the way...wtf is with the comment posting on this shit blog?
I think I fixed the comments. We'll know for sure on the next post...whenever that is.
The thing about making it competitive, the a-holes in this league aren't going to agree on any one format.
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